Hanging out my dirty laundry...wanna see?
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Proofreading? I love it! Let me dig through the dirty corners of your work and scrub away all the ugly stuff... No one has to know you were in a hurry.;)
Writing?! Oh boy, you're speakin' my language now! You need a blog post? An article about organizing your dirty sock collection? A dazzling review on your new line of pj's? I'm your girl.